two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
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Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
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Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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