I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
the cop asked if i was drunk and i responded with "breathalize me, cap'n". incidentally, he was a captain and i blew a .13.
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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