wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
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