There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
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