youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
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