break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
I just saw a woman parallel park a horse. Awesome. Only in New York..
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
I touched a dick in church today
I wasn't going to drink tonight, but was reminded this is the anniversary of prohibition being repealed. If I don't, then I am against my profession of bartending and anti-American, right?
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
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