I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
Just saw a baby with a T-shirt that read "I am the result of my mother forgetting to take her magic pills". I can't believe they make shit like that.
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
I learned a valuable lesson about combining day drinking with malt liquor: you may think you have super powers, but that's just the Steel Reserve talking.
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
Randomize
