I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
The man at the Honda dealership told me I smell like vodka and probably shouldn't be driving.
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
lol hangovers are for mortals.
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
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