did the hipsters beat you up because you are more ironic than they are?
this boner is exhausting
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
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