Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
We fish bowled my car and anna told us a story about time travel and part of it had people melted into the side of a boat and i imagined them being melted into my car moaning in pain and then we got scared and thought zombies were outside and couldn't leave for a while.
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i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
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There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
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