not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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