God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
the gays at disneyland are vicious
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
So I just watched a seagul attack my boss and steal his food in the parking lot. Today might not be a bad day lmfao.
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
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