We need to rekindle our bromance
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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