I think i peed on brittanys purse
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
New drunken fun fact of last night, after I pushed Sarah and before I started making out with guy #1, I shouted that I'd go to third base on a first date, then threw myself at him
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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