# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
Dignity is for republicans.
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
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