I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
Sometimes when I see pregnant women, I wonder what position they were in when they got knocked up. Then I gag a little.
and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
found your viking helmet in the parking lot this morning, its missing a horn. There was still liquor in the remaining horn. shots from a viking helmet should be mandatory.
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
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