I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
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I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
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Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
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