we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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