ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
is that a dick in a sweater?
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
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