I will die if light touches me.
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
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