idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
Just zoned back in to real life and found myself chanting "noodle eater noodle eater noodle eater" at my parrot as he devoured a single macaroni
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
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