She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It was like the Ritz Carlton of jails. I got introduced to our criminal system the right way.
I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
Randomize