I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
Randomize
