Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
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