If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
I traded some nice guy at the bar ten bucks and a pack of cigarettes for his leather jacket. I'm pretty sure I win at life. Whoever is in my phone as Tyler Durden, I thank you.
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
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