you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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