Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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