i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
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I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
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Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
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