Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
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Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
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I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
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