Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
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do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
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fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
I've Ubered to the bar three times this weekend to get my car but every time I get there I end up drinking. Still no car.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
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