Just met a synchronized swimmer, can you imagine the things she could do in the water
Legs for days
Harpoon that
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
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No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
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Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
The nun costume is coming back hard and it still has glitter and the smell of Vegas on it.
Best. Text. Ever.
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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