She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
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