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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  The brown eye won't let me do that either.

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• (646): View more from New York

  I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen

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• (516): View more from New York

  we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class

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  isnt today saturday?

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• (650): View more from California

  you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  Just got a message from a guy on a dating site who says he helped me remove lime pulp from my eye in a club toilet 2 weeks ago.

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over

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• (308): View more from Nebraska

  And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?

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• (904): View more from Florida

  I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee

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• (414): View more from Wisconsin

  Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples

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• (317): View more from Indiana

  Ran into a tinder match at the bar last night. We spotted each other and started making out without speaking any words to each other. Fuck yea technology!

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• (307): View more from Wyoming

  I've spent so much time on tinder lately I just tried to left swipe an instagram photo of my neighbor

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