The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
I discovered last night there is no graceful way to remove your face from your gf's crotch when your parents walk in the room
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
17 Inappropriate Things People Did With Instruments
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!