After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
It's 3 in the morning and there is a bird chirping it's head off outside. GOD DAMNIT THIS IS NOT A TIME TO SING OF YOUR CHEERFUL BIRD MERRIMENT YOU STUPID BIRD CUNT!
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?