you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
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I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
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Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
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