hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
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