your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
there's paper in my vomit.
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
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