yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
you didnt know i had herpes?
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
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