Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
I'm pretty sure his head is too big to fit between my legs. Worthless.
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
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His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
your ex girlfriend just barged in my house, drunk, mumbled something about "car strip", and put a huge hole in my drywall with her head.
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
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All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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