margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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