Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
chick flicks and taylor swift songs are like porn for desperate singles
His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
We named our party play list daddy issues
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had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
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Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
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