please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
You came in yelling "I'm el scorcho" and then axe can flamethrowered my dresser. Awesomeness aside, you owe me a new dresser.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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