have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, you're a dumbass
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
There is pretty much a target on everyone's lips when I am drunk. EVERYONE
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
Randomize
