Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
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