Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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