my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
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She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
Note to self: Don't go home with a recent divorcee. Semen and tears.
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Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
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