what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
I shaved my pubes to make my cock look like it has a lions mane. to surprise the girl that works at the zoo when she comes over.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
You reached new levels of laziness. After we woke you up to take shots with us, you stayed in bed so you didn't have to move when you were drunk and sleepy
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