What a fucking waste of an outfit
You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
Tell mom and/or dad that I am going to be home late. I am really blazed. Don't tell them that part, though.
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
me + whiskey = a bad person
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
Randomize
