I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
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