Sometimes I wonder if we could be friends if we lived closer.
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
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Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
You called me at 3 am and I rode my flat ass bike that I dug out of my garage in the dark to meet you at dunkin donuts for a 10 minute convo about your mother and you didn't drive me home.
you owe me a blunt and a bottle of moscato.
IM WAITING BITCH. ANSWER ME.
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
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5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
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