If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
This wedding is gonna be a disaster. I already had to turn down one of the groomsmen who offered me $100 to sleep with him next wknd.
Too low?
Yes.
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
Damn victory sex feels great
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
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