i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
accidentally stumbled into a construction site at 3am on the way home. The bulldozer was locked so we had to settle for rerouting traffic with all the orange cones...
You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
so...the lady doing my pedi totally noticed the human bite marks on my calf. Who says marriage ends your sex life? Love u!
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
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