i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
I somehow fell asleep on my kitchen counter using the microwave as a pillow
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
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