Buhtt sex?
dear vagina, thank you for making it so goddamn hard to get pregnant. i love you.
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
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just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
He just brought me a wine glass. Full of Tequila. Ignore any texts after this one.
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
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She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
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