ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
i wish that every time i slipped on a sheet of ice i had the ability to recover with a michael jackson move
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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