he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
Me and your penis are best friends. You don't know it, but I whisper my secrets whenever I give you blowjobs. We even have a secret handshake. We can't be separated from each other. We just can't.
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
I can't put those talents on a resume
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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